Opinion of The Motley Fool's advice

[cute fuzzy bunny]

You must be female since my wife, the engineer is the one who does the yard and owns the nail gun.

ARGH! Right after I wrote that post I said "Oh hell, someones going to think I meant that only men would get excited about giant power tools", rather than the "My wife..." referrals in the thread.

Although I suppose that in the right state I could still be female and have a wife.

I guess this is going to have to be one of lifes little mysteries.