Coronavirus Humor

[REWahoo]

Just a short time ago I would cough to cover the noise of a fart, now it’s the other way round.

Farting is good for social distancing, no

You don't actually need to execute the maneuver to accomplish social distancing. If you see someone getting too close, just stick out your hand and say "Pull my finger!"

 

[candrew]

 

[Rianne]

Just thinking about it, I get another chuckle

Now DH sent around to his friends and consulting partners!! All belly laughing. Is that real or was it set up. I think it was real.

 

[REWahoo]

Now DH sent around to his friends and consulting partners!! All belly laughing. Is that real or was it set up. I think it was real.

I could never get the darned thing to load but managed to find it on YouTube.

Definitely set up...but still hilarious!

 

[sengsational]

Now DH sent around to his friends and consulting partners!! All belly laughing. Is that real or was it set up. I think it was real.

DW and I discussed the set-up idea and concluded that if it was, the guy was a great actor as well as a great writer. My brother is a professional actor, studied improv extensively and who sometimes writes comedy said he didn't think it was a set-up. Of course it's anybody's guess.

 

[unclemick]

Seems about right

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I was sent this one. But it said '......Colorado'.

heh heh heh -

 

[fandk]

Why are so people buying so much TP now? Because one person sneezes and 900 crap their pants.

 

[MissMolly]

 

[ERD50]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rianne View Post
Now DH sent around to his friends and consulting partners!! All belly laughing. Is that real or was it set up. I think it was real.

DW and I discussed the set-up idea and concluded that if it was, the guy was a great actor as well as a great writer. My brother is a professional actor, studied improv extensively and who sometimes writes comedy said he didn't think it was a set-up. Of course it's anybody's guess.

Are you setting me up?

No way that's real, you gotta be kidding. It was a gag. The combo of BJ and doughnut is just too 'out there' (any one by itself, maybe). And the timing of the doughnut appearing on screen? No way that was just part of a real life dialog. Gimme a break!

Does too much hand sanitizer break down the cell walls of credibility too?

-ERD50

 

[tfudtuckerpucker]

True, unfortunately.

 

[Sunset]

Are you setting me up?

No way that's real, you gotta be kidding. It was a gag. The combo of BJ and doughnut is just too 'out there' (any one by itself, maybe). And the timing of the doughnut appearing on screen? No way that was just part of a real life dialog. Gimme a break!

Does too much hand sanitizer break down the cell walls of credibility too?

-ERD50

No way would I trade a roll of TP for a doughnut....

 

[EastWest Gal]

What is a pandemic without a parody song or three? Here are some clever videos:

https://youtu.be/WfeLzQ1QA5U

https://youtu.be/zItCzlO04co

https://youtu.be/hmASujJpKsw

All are well sung and well engineered. The first is rather cute. The second is not especially funny, but very enjoyable. The third is by far the funniest. Clever lyrics, all of them.

Enjoy!

 

[BigNick]

From a Facebook friend. For US readers: Croydon is a not-so-desirable suburb of London; compare Jersey City, perhaps.

 

[candrew]

Working From Home

 

[BigNick]

Finally, a COVID-19 parody song by someone who can really sing!

 

[Rianne]

Finally, a COVID-19 parody song by someone who can really sing!

Love the body language and interaction, really cute!

 

[Music Lover]

 

[6miths]

Hilarious WKRP. May be time to dust that off for the quarantine period.

 

[Callitaday2022]

Date time

 

[Midpack]

On Fallon the other night he asked viewers to tweet #MyQuarantineInSixWords. Some of them:

• Day one: Ate all the snacks.
• Expelled my kid from home school.
• This ends in divorce or murder.
• Is 7 Hot Pockets too many? (no)
• There's not enough wine for this.

 

[stepford]

In the black humor category (that will probably get me a stern warning from the mods):

GO USA, We're #1!


As of today 81,384 cases - more than any other country including China.



Too soon?

 

[Music Lover]

I don't believe any reported number that comes from China.

 

[REWahoo]

This from Austin restaurant El Arroyo, turning its outdoor message board into a mock dating app: “Single man w/TP seeks single woman w/hand sanitizer for good clean fun.”

 

[Sunset]

I don't believe any reported number that comes from China.

Well then wait a few days and we will exceed their number by even larger amounts.
Ignoring China, we are still #1.

 

[MichaelB]

Is everyone here aware this is the humor thread? Plenty of doom and gloom elsewhere ...