At a recent staff meeting, our company president reached out to all of us and then leaned in on best practices we need to follow to achieve our mission statement. All of the stakeholders present were asked to mindfully keep our core values in the forefront as we interface daily with our colleagues on campus (note: we are not now and never have been an educational institution of any kind). But apparently we work on a "campus."
So, for real, I’m thinking I might actually have to shoot myself before I reach my retirement date of Dec. 2020. Either that, or purchase anti-nausea meds in bulk to get through the next 16 months.