Sexual Frequency Poll !!!!

[Amethyst]

Gracious me. That would be horrible. Even ELF would be a bit much.

Maybe 60Hz?

 

[Nemo2]

This keeps flashing in my brain:

 

[Amethyst]

I want to know how the person who checked Annual decides what the appointed day will be.

 

[The Cosmic Avenger]

Its sunday afternoon so I know what I'm doing.....but I cant tell you as I'm 63.

Following closely

Oops, I just read the poll, then voted before I read the first post -- speaking of premature....

 

[frayne]

After studying the poll results, mucho number crunching and data extrapolation, I have come to the following conclusions.

40% of you are dead
40% of you are liars
20% are probably telling the truth and enjoying the pleasures of the flesh, either with wives, girl friends, boy friends or all of the above.

 

[HFWR]

I want to know how the person who checked Annual decides what the appointed day will be.

Same day they rebalance...

 

[mountainsoft]

Oops, I voted weekly before reading the age limit in the first post. I'm only 56.

We used to be 3-4 times a week, but after my wife's hysterectomy that has declined to 1-2 times a week. I don't know if the decline in libido is related to the surgery, or just a natural part of aging. Either way, I miss the more frequent connection.

 

[Ronstar]

This thread is of great interest to me. I'm 8 months shy of 65, and curious as to what "happens" when folks turn 65.

 

[Amethyst]

They must not be like cats, who merely scramble out of bed and run away.

But DW purchased 2 baby yorkshire terriers a year ago and they seem to like to sleep with us. Needless to say my frequency took a nose-dive shortly thereafter!

 

[Dtail]

Same day they rebalance...

 

[Jerry1]

In the book “Younger Next Year”, there is a chapter about sex in the last third of life. Basically, you’ll have as much as you want, but you’ll want less. At 58, I can’t vote, but I do find the books’ framework to be coming to pass. Or, as Toby Keith says, “I ain’t as good as I once was but I’m as good once as I ever was.”

 

[ckelly78z]

At 54, we try to make time, but working 10-12 hours a day sucks the life/desire right of you. Up until this point, we have always had kids in the house also so...

 

[HawkeyeNFO]

5 days a week. Working at the Pentagon, I get F*<<ed every day.

 

[JDARNELL]

5 days a week. Working at the Pentagon, I get F*<<ed every day.

Lol. Sounds about right.

 

[wmc1000]

What constitutes completion?

 

[Koogie]

This keeps flashing in my brain:

Funny... it reminds me of this....

 

[dirtbiker]

Well I'm deployed away from my wife for several months, so currently none...

But Humpfest 2020 is right around the corner!

 

[Rianne]

I guess there's no Catholic priests on this forum, or are there?

 

[aja8888]

This thread is of great interest to me. I'm 8 months shy of 65, and curious as to what "happens" when folks turn 65.

You go on Medicare and get your ration of prescription "blue pills" based on their guidelines,....usually 2 pills.

 

[aja8888]

I guess there's no Catholic priests on this forum, or are there?

This would not suit their preferences.

 

[latexman]

What constitutes completion?

A happy ending?

 

[Ronstar]

You go on Medicare and get your ration of prescription "blue pills" based on their guidelines,....usually 2 pills.

Thanks - that’s encouraging. I’ll check their guidelines. I’ll need to know frequency of delivery and warn DW accordingly.

 

[Corporateburnout]

You go on Medicare and get your ration of prescription "blue pills" based on their guidelines,....usually 2 pills. [emoji23]

My part D insurance does not cover any of the "blue pills" but I'm more than willing to pay out of pocket for DW to enjoy the benefits...

 

[HadEnuff]

I answered "weekly", and when I asked DW what she would have answered she answered "twice weekly"....I think she's counting the times I suggest it but get a "request denied" answer.

Those are interesting conversations, BTW..."No means NO."
"Does No mean ask me again in 20 minutes?"
"No. No means No"
"What does "maybe later" mean?
"Maybe later means NO"...or it might mean "Maybe later. In the week. Or it might mean maybe later in the month, or later in the summer."

It's very confusing to me.

 

[sengsational]

Reminds me of the poll of a similar nature taken in a classroom...


They went through daily, weekly, monthly, counting hands going up. The farther they got, the slower were the hands to go up to admit considerable inactivity.


But when the count for "annually" was requested, one gentleman in the back, his hand shot up and he gesticulated wildly. Perplexed, the poll taker asked why he was so enthusiastic if he only managed it once a year. To that, the man said "Tonight's the night!"