This made me so happy - I've been waiting for the chance to share this!
I was having a dream - an AWFUL dream! Over two hundred employees from Megacorp were waiting for me. I was getting ready in a back room - combing my hair, straightening my tie and such. A presentation was being made of my over six years of work overseeing national and international employee surveys examining productive activity, theft and counterproductive behavior in the workplace. I was going to have to speak, but my fairly toxic VP was going to scrutinize me first and I had no idea what he was going to say. I was wound up and very anxious, dreading the moment. Just before I had to walk out on stage, I woke up and remembered - I don't have to endure ANY of that - I'M RETIRED! A flood of joy washed over me, and I jumped out of bed to start my day!
Now c'mon - does it GET any better than that?
Nope!