Any Country Music Fans out there?

[mickeyd]

TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.

 

[REWahoo]

You left out "Don't Cry Down My Back, You Might Rust My Spurs, and my personal favorite: "She Was Only A Stable Keeper's Daughter, But Every Horseman Knew Her".

 

[TromboneAl]

Q: Why did God invent rap music?

A: So country music fans would have something to look down on.

 

[73ss454]

I'm with you Al, I can't figure out which is worse.

 

[Khan]

I've Got Tears in my Ears (from Lyin' on my Back in my Bed while I Cry over You).

 

[Sundance Kid]

You forgot, "She got the gold mine, I got the shaft!"

In a serious vein, Country Music tells a story. From sad, to heartbreak, to love and all manner of stuff in between.

A friend of mine says, to listen to it, "Ya gotta be lonely, or drunk!"

Now, I like the old timers: Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, are my favorites. Even George
Jones! Don't care for Garth Brooks and all the new pretty faces. (Talking about Male performers only.)

Log onto KVET.com, from Austin, Texas, for streaming audio. You'll be glad you did!

 

[unclemick]

Hmmm

Johnny Russell's - Rednecks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer.

Still like 50's and 60's Rock and Roll the best but my hand has been known to twist the XM radio dial to country once in a while.

heh heh heh heh heh

 

[Sundance Kid]

"She was a moonshiners daughter; she had freckles on her but, --I love her still!"

 

[Sundance Kid]

"The woman I had wrapped around my finger, just came unwound."

 

[bosco]

Q) what's 200 feet long and has 53 teeth?

A) the front row of a Willie Nelson concert

 

[HFWR]

We don't smoke marijuana, 'less we want to...

 

[Sundance Kid]

Bosco must be joking! With all the T/A available on the front row, whose got time to count teeth?

 

[mathjak107]

i have to get into country music more. afterall my family crest has a beer can and a hammock on it.