A couple decided they wanted to have a quickie one afternoon during the lockdown. But what to do about their 8-year old son? They sent him out on the balcony with a Snickers bar and told him to report on all the activity going on in the street.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed away' he shouted.
'Ooh, an ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Andersons have people round'
'Matt's out on his bike and his mother is telling him off'
'Ha ha, Jason has had his skate board taken off him.'
'Oh, the Coopers are having sex!'
Startled, his parents shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they're having sex?'
'Because Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Snickers bar!'