A farmer drove to his neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy aged about 9 opened the door.
"Is your Mum or Dad at home?" asked the farmer
"No they went into town"
"How about your brother Howard? Is he at home"?
"No, he went into town too"
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself.
Then the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message"
"Well", said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really want to talk to your Dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment ... then said, "You'll have to talk my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard".
"Is your Mum or Dad at home?" asked the farmer
"No they went into town"
"How about your brother Howard? Is he at home"?
"No, he went into town too"
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself.
Then the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message"
"Well", said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really want to talk to your Dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment ... then said, "You'll have to talk my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard".