Laurence said:Maybe because girls are taught at an early age that what's they are valued for, but that's a bummer discussion for another thread.
shiny said:Back on topic: my peculiarity is that I want to be understood by people on a message board who really just want to look at beauty contestants.
Au contraire.shiny said:I was being serious... Aren't you guys relieved that you aren't judged so often on your looks?
Gimme a break-- we're raising a 13-year-old girl. God is punishing me several times a day for everything I did (or lusted in my heart after) as a teenage boy.shiny said:... but it is just not so in your face all the time.
shiny said:I thought about starting another "bummer discussion" thread, but I don't want to be a bummer thread starter.
Back on topic: my peculiarity is that I want to be understood by people on a message board who really just want to look at beauty contestants.
shiny said:Isn't it a relief to you guys to know that you are not objectified
We're all only about three beers away from a gay bar, right?lazygood4nothinbum said:apparently you haven't been to a gay bar recently.
you don't even have to buy me dinner first.
Nords said:We're all only about three beers away from a gay bar, right?
OldAgePensioner said:LL and Outtahere,
You ladies need a cold shower. Can I interest you in the OAP-cold-shower using a large garden watering can. I want even peek.
OldAgePensioner said:Outta, I would have been OK.
Nords said:We're all only about three beers away from a gay bar, right?
lazygood4nothinbum said:i'm beautiful dammit.
Heck, I just thought he was quoting Christina Aguilera.HaHa said:I'm sure you are LazyG4NB. I feel your pain too.
HaHa said:Who doesn't hurt, deep in his or her soul?
When the earth was still flat,
And the clouds made of fire,
And mountains stretched up to the sky,
Sometimes higher,
Folks roamed the earth
Like big rolling kegs.
They had two sets of arms.
They had two sets of legs.
They had two faces peering
Out of one giant head
So they could watch all around them
As they talked; while they read.
And they never knew nothing of love.
It was before the origin of love.
The origin of love
And there were three sexes then,
One that looked like two men
Glued up back to back,
Called the children of the sun.
And similar in shape and girth
Were the children of the earth.
They looked like two girls
Rolled up in one.
And the children of the moon
Were like a fork shoved on a spoon.
They were part sun, part earth
Part daughter, part son.
The origin of love
Now the gods grew quite scared
Of our strength and defiance
And Thor said,
"I'm gonna kill them all
With my hammer,
Like I killed the giants."
And Zeus said, "No,
You better let me
Use my lightening, like scissors,
Like I cut the legs off the whales
And dinosaurs into lizards."
Then he grabbed up some bolts
And he let out a laugh,
Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.
Gonna cut them right up in half."
And then storm clouds gathered above
Into great balls of fire
And then fire shot down
From the sky in bolts
Like shining blades
Of a knife.
And it ripped
Right through the flesh
Of the children of the sun
And the moon
And the earth.
And some Indian god
Sewed the wound up into a hole,
Pulled it round to our belly
To remind us of the price we pay.
And Osiris and the gods of the Nile
Gathered up a big storm
To blow a hurricane,
To scatter us away,
In a flood of wind and rain,
And a sea of tidal waves,
To wash us all away,
And if we don't behave
They'll cut us down again
And we'll be hopping round on one foot
And looking through one eye.
Last time I saw you
We had just split in two.
You were looking at me.
I was looking at you.
You had a way so familiar,
But I could not recognize,
Cause you had blood on your face;
I had blood in my eyes.
But I could swear by your expression
That the pain down in your soul
Was the same as the one down in mine.
That's the pain,
Cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
So we wrapped our arms around each other,
Trying to shove ourselves back together.
We were making love,
Making love.
It was a cold dark evening,
Such a long time ago,
When by the mighty hand of Jove,
It was the sad story
How we became
Lonely two-legged creatures,
It's the story of
The origin of love.
That's the origin of love.
mickeyd said:...but she just does not have to balls to approach me.
How many of you guys have dressed up in your wives panties and bra and wondered what kinda lay you would be?
mickeyd said:It has always been my fantasy to know that I am the target of a sexually starved gal who has been secretly eying me for years but has not gotten up enough nerve to make her big move...Go ahead honey...make your move.
frayne said:Just like wimmens with big hooters and tight cooters.
shiny said:I thought about starting another "bummer discussion" thread, but I don't want to be a bummer thread starter.
I was being serious... Aren't you guys relieved that you aren't judged so often on your looks? I know that we ladies do appreciate a good looking man (or woman too because we know how much effort it is) but it is just not so in your face all the time.
Ironically, after my posting I was off for a beauty treatment. I know that I am being judged even though I do not choose to stand in a lineup.
Back on topic: my peculiarity is that I want to be understood by people on a message board who really just want to look at beauty contestants.
HaHa said:While we're at it, let's all live on the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Ha