Words You Hate To Hear

[HighRoller]

Do you know how fast you were going?

 

[Jack_Pine]

We need to talk

 

[ls99]

Whatever

 

[Sittingduck]

Guess what happened while you we're at work...

I didn't want to tell you until you got home....

You need to swing by the hardware store...

 

[sengsational]

I'm tired of our tile, paint, carpet, etc.

Lets get a dog

Thanks for those two. I was made to believe that I was the only b*stard on earth that would find those phrases anything other than music to their ears.

 

[haha]

I've met someone.

Ha

 

[tangomonster]

Price point. Why not just price?

 

[Koogie]

"Maybe" from the DW... :-D

 

[golfnut]

"reaching out".

every time I say something to my dw that she does not want to hear, she responds with "what ?".

 

[ohyes]

Mom, do not feel bad if you guys can't do this right now....

or


We can make it, it is not an emergency, but if you are able to help....

 

[Major Tom]

A woman once said to me, "Have you finished?"

 

[gardenfun]

Tom and Ray on NPR CarTalk have a list of Famous Last Words that always make me laugh:

"Watch this"
"that's odd"
"I've seen this done on TV"
"I wonder where the mother bear is"
"Are you sure the power is off?"

Famous Last Words | Car Talk

 

[Meadbh]

FIRE!

 

[obgyn65]

"Rat race", "play the game", and "free the animal spirits".

 

[bltkmt]

"We're out of toilet paper."

 

[Walt34]

"We should paint this room."

 

[Tree-dweller]

"If you would just sign this, I'll fill in the rest later."

 

[KingB]

"I'm pregnant." And I had vasectomy.

 

[W2R]

"The five day map of this hurricane's projected path shows New Orleans to be within the 'cone of uncertainty'."

 

[Redbugdave]

This is a win win situation for both sides...

 

[omni550]

"I don't love you any more."

 

[FIREd]

"I'm about to ruin your day". Heard it twice over the past week.

 

[MichaelB]

Whee!

 

[omni550]

"Ummm. There's something I've been meaning to tell you..."

 

[tangomonster]

Push the envelope (a biggie at the j*b I retired from).