He Was Ordered to Give Half of Everything to His Divorcing Wife; He Did

[haha]

Ex-wife gets half of everything — literally - Weird news - MSNBC.com

Gotta admire his sense of style if not his prudence.

Ha

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Wow 45 years married. Wonder what took him so long.

 

[brewer12345]

John Charman (CEO if Axis Capital) would probably like to try doing the same thing. Poor guy got hit with the largest divorce settlement in UK history.

 

[packrat44]

"I still haven't decided how to split the cow," he told the newspaper. "She should just say what she wants — the part with the horns or the part with the tail."

Isn't that where 'half-and-half' comes from?

 

[bbbamI]

Hopefully she hasn't heard of Lorena Bobbitt.

 

[Caroline]

What a maroon!

With a response like this you've gotta wonder what took HER so long.

 

[TromboneAl]

It all started when she found him half naked with her neighbor.

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

"I still haven't decided how to split the cow," he told the newspaper. "She should just say what she wants — the part with the horns or the part with the tail."

Isn't that where 'half-and-half' comes from?

which, as you know, is richer than whole milk: synergy.

 

[Wags]

Ha, Great thread.

Hey, the court should have known better then to make a farmer part with his farm tools and livestock. The farmer must have really, really furious.

I do not know who came out better in the ordeal the farmer or Sir Paul?

The farmer at least still has his cow but Sir Paul is out $48 million after 4 years of having to listen to constant nagging and wining.

GOD BLESS US ALL (and this poor farmer and his cow)

 

[CuppaJoe]

How's he gonna split the grinding machine?

 

[Walt34]

Reminds me of the guy who, when ordered to give his ex half of the house, cut it in half with a chain saw. The article didn't say whether it was a horizontal or vertical cut.

As one divorce lawyer put it "I'm not in the law business, I'm in the revenge business."

 

[Bestwifeever]

Do two half-wits make a whole one?

 

[Notmuchlonger]

It all started when she found him half naked with her neighbor.

Which half?

 

[RunningBum]

Which half?

The left half.

 

[Notmuchlonger]

The left half.

Im laughing. But on the inside..

 

[packrat44]

The farmer at least still has his cow but Sir Paul is out $48 million after 4 years of having to listen to constant nagging and wining.

Since Paul M is very well heeled, $48M might have been a bargain to get rid of her.

 

[haha]

Since Paul M is very well heeled, $48M might have been a bargain to get rid of her.

That is what I think too.

Some guys are just good at divorce settlements. I have a brother who is fairly well off who over the years got rid of three wives for about $25,000 including legal bills.

My old Dad was his consultant. Unfortunately Dad had passed on when it came time for mine.

Ha