No we're not!
Try, "Honey, I love you more than life itself, cherish and adore you, and would never let you risk losing your feet in a silly lawnmower accident. Let's go buy some new shoes for you right now, so that you can try out the mower and keep those precious, beautiful feet safe and secure. It'll only take a minute, my love."
Yes, I could just see the puzzled look on her face after those words were spoken.
Well I'm glad to hear about all of your postings. As I said Amazon has always been great in all of my purchasing experiences. I have read articles about the shills that companies hire to write positive reviews for them. I even went on a web site that advertised for this looking for people with good writing skills to submit some sample reviews. So I know it happens. Just never knew to what extent. Like most of you said. I don't feel comfortable with only a few reviews. I feel much better when there are greater number, cause you know they are bound to be more representative.