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Old 08-24-2010, 10:37 PM   #281
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I think it would be good to let her know that you're attracted to the chance to be a fantastic dad to her kids. She'll dig that. Stay clear of any talk of her "hot body"--she probably hears that all the time.

Good luck. Don't forget the little people back here at the board if you hit the jackpot.

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Old 08-25-2010, 05:13 PM   #282
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E(note the softball I have lobbed over about bringing your woods and putter into her house... )
Don't forget "Mashie" and "niblick." They sound even more salacious, somehow

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Old 08-25-2010, 06:01 PM   #283
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Thanks all still working on
Step 1 lose 20 lbs.
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Awww now, look, you've made me go and post the Rules of Bedroom Golf.
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Thanks all still working on
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Nah, she's probably so over bodies that look like this:
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Awww now, look, you've made me go and post the Rules of Bedroom Golf.
Bad, BigNick, bad

Now you must go post those rules in Funny Joke Tuesday.
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I can't believe there are no rules regarding stroke or match play...
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