Assuming we don't invade Iran...

[brewer12345]

I bet I know where the US military will be taking its next "all expenses paid vacation":

Here...


EDIT: Shortened URL

 

[Danny]

Can't we just let the french or italians take this one

 

[brewer12345]

Maybe, but them thar's sum Islamic Radicals, y'heah? Cain't leave them to be, now can we?

 

[justin]

Let's smoke em out.

 

[Danny]

I'm thinking of a Randy Newman hit song right now...cheaper faster can start democracy from scratch in all those dang trouble spots.

 

[REWahoo]

I'm thinking of a Randy Newman hit song right now...

Short People?

 

[Danny]

Short People?

We'll save Australia..don't want to hurt no Kangaroo

 

[Maximillion]

Pick any country that has almost Zero Military, is populated by a Non Caucasian people, where CNN could announce a victory after 24 hours.

My God, it's Quebec isn't it

O.K, Quebec is yours, now leave.

 

[VoyT]

and I was going to put my $$ on Darfur....

 

[maddythebeagle]

I have always wondered if there is a credential program to be a "warlord". Seems more impressive the P.E. on business cards.....

 

[brewer12345]

I have always wondered if there is a credential program to be a "warlord". Seems more impressive the P.E. on business cards.....

At least you would have an answer to "waddaya do all day?"

 

[Maximillion]

This is Bush's excuse to invade Quebec, the French Weapon of Mass Destruction

http://www.cs.umanitoba.ca/~gedetil/poitine.shtml

This concoction is unleashed upon the population from hundreds of Chip Trucks.

 

[Maximillion]

damn

http://www.cs.umanitoba.ca/~gedetil/poutine.shtml