Rich_by_the_Bay
Moderator Emeritus
You guys won't believe this: just yesterday, out of the blue, some guy I have never met contacted me from Nigeria. Turns out his Dad died, and he was a prince or something, and left $17,000,000 which has gone unclaimed. All I have to do, because apparently I am highly esteemed in Nigeria (little did I know - I was tickled pink to learn this), is allow this money to be transferred to my own checking account here, then give it back to this nice fellow in a year (he has some details to work out). And I only have to put up $15,000 to show my good faith (that's nothing compared to the payoff - read on).
For my trouble -- really not much trouble at all, as you can see -- I get to keep $3,000,000!!! Wow!! Even after taxes that gives me a SWR I never dreamed of. Home free at last!!! Yes!!!!!
Well, I'm off to post the news over on millionairebastards.com. See ya later.
P.S. Oops sorry - my Rolex said it was April 1. But I really did get the above email, at least 6 versions of it.
For my trouble -- really not much trouble at all, as you can see -- I get to keep $3,000,000!!! Wow!! Even after taxes that gives me a SWR I never dreamed of. Home free at last!!! Yes!!!!!
Well, I'm off to post the news over on millionairebastards.com. See ya later.
P.S. Oops sorry - my Rolex said it was April 1. But I really did get the above email, at least 6 versions of it.