So you can have a gun in Texas but can't throw away the body?
That's the reason for the 3-S rule.
Shoot Shovel & Shutup !!!
Steve
So you can have a gun in Texas but can't throw away the body?
There you go. The good news is, that indicates it wasn't likely killed by disease going around in your neighborhood.Mission Accomplished. The poor guy was murdered, and is now bagged and in the can. (Bite wound in his or her gut.)
Most likely a cat got to it, I'd guess.
That way onlookers don't notice you are disposing of a body?
BTW - shouldn't KHAN be the go-to source for squirrel information?
Personally, I'd toss it onto the patio for raccoon take-out.
How about ...Any suggestions on how to dispose of a dead squirrel?
Swing low....sweet chariot....comin' for to carry me home......Some of the responses to this thread are just nuts....
(Sorry, but someone had to do it...)
...put the thing in the garbage can naked.
I killed 17 chipmonks one summer .....Within 2 days they'd start to get real stinky, and I'd have to take the bag out of the garage and put it in the back of my pick-up truck until garbage day because of the stink.
I may not understand things very well here, but if you put the critter in a trash bag, wouldn't it take forever for it to decompose at the local dump? Compared to a relatively short time in the ground? I would just bury it, or throw it out of the way in the yard somewhere.