OldAgePensioner
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Re: Its funny joke Thursday!
Ex-Jarhead and Dreamer, glad I could make ya's laught. Here's one that I have to tone the words a bit and it loses a litted zing but you can add the "sauce" back when ya retell it.
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On his last evening in Vegas, OAP loses all but $2, so he totally busted. He's got a plane ticket home so he goes out of the Casino and asks a cab driver to give him a ride to the airport and he'll pay him back later. The cab driver tells him to "go f' himself".
Well, OAP decides to just sleep on a bench and get the wife to wire money. So next morning he goes back to the taxi queue and there is the same driver lined up third in the queue. OAP goes to the first driver and says "Hey, I'm broke but if you drive me to the airport, I'll let you perform oral sex on me". The cab driver, Unclemick2 says "f'off fag". He goes to the second guy in line and repeats the offer. JohnGalt2u almost comes out of his cab but just tells him to "piss off and further more none of these drivers are queers". Both drivers get out and start talking about what had just been said.
He goes to the cab driver from the previous night. Ask's him "Can I get a lift to the airport". Cab driver says sure hop in.
As he pulls out past the first two drivers, OAP gives both drivers a big smile and a big thumbs up.
Ex-Jarhead and Dreamer, glad I could make ya's laught. Here's one that I have to tone the words a bit and it loses a litted zing but you can add the "sauce" back when ya retell it.
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On his last evening in Vegas, OAP loses all but $2, so he totally busted. He's got a plane ticket home so he goes out of the Casino and asks a cab driver to give him a ride to the airport and he'll pay him back later. The cab driver tells him to "go f' himself".
Well, OAP decides to just sleep on a bench and get the wife to wire money. So next morning he goes back to the taxi queue and there is the same driver lined up third in the queue. OAP goes to the first driver and says "Hey, I'm broke but if you drive me to the airport, I'll let you perform oral sex on me". The cab driver, Unclemick2 says "f'off fag". He goes to the second guy in line and repeats the offer. JohnGalt2u almost comes out of his cab but just tells him to "piss off and further more none of these drivers are queers". Both drivers get out and start talking about what had just been said.
He goes to the cab driver from the previous night. Ask's him "Can I get a lift to the airport". Cab driver says sure hop in.
As he pulls out past the first two drivers, OAP gives both drivers a big smile and a big thumbs up.