Poll: Ok, it is a slow day...over or under?

[pb4uski]

Should toilet paper be mounted under or over? Why?

Is the unanimity in your household? Not in mine.

 

[exnavynuke]

Do you have pets? If yes, under. If no, over. Pets have a nasty habit of finding enjoyment in unrolling and destroying an entire roll if left "over"... otherwise it's easier access with the over.

 

[MichaelB]

With most poll threads we like the title to include a specific reference to the topic, as this makes search much easier. In this case, I somehow think it won't matter that much.

 

[pb4uski]

Edited title. Good idea.

 

[Another Reader]

Since the new fat rolls of toilet paper don't fit on the old fashioned rollers, this may be a moot point. At least in this household.

 

[pb4uski]

Fat rolls? We have the coreless rolls but what is a fat roll?

 

[euro]

Over - easier to access. DW doesn't agree at all though.... so its UNDER for us.

 

[frayne]

Does the value of the extra rolls of TP you keep in the closet count in your net worth calculations ?

And if you paid for your TP with a credit card does that count as debt ?

 

[MichaelB]

Fat rolls? We have the coreless rolls but what is a fat roll?

I would'a thought it's something to light up

 

[pb4uski]

Does the value of the extra rolls of TP you keep in the closet count in your net worth calculations ?

And if you paid for your TP with a credit card does that count as debt ?

Hey, this is a frivolous poll.... no room here for serious questions! Next thing you'll be asking is what our TP/asset ratio is.

 

[MichaelB]

Does the value of the extra rolls of TP you keep in the closet count in your net worth calculations ?

I'd be careful there - one false move and you'd be wiped out.

 

[candrew]

A Poll on Toilet Paper Rolls?

You must be sh*tting me........

 

[Car-Guy]

What a crappy poll.

 

[Bestwifeever]

We go over but guests sometimes switch it to under. And worse we use such thin TP that two different groups of houseguests have brought their own. So apparently the old poops are pissed off at us. But which raises another question, Should the square number be divided by the ply number and then multiplied by the bum area for maximum efficiency?

 

[euro]

We go over but guests sometimes switch it to under. And worse we use such thin TP that two different groups of houseguests have brought their own.

 

[REWahoo]

And worse we use such thin TP that two different groups of houseguests have brought their own.

Single ply really isn't cost-effective. Studies have shown the punch-through ratio is so high that any possible savings is more than offset by the significantly higher use of soap and water from prolonged hand washing.

 

[scrabbler1]

Definitely Over because I often have to hold the paper in place above the perforations so I can tear the piece off. Can't really do that from below.

 

[Meadbh]

Does the value of the extra rolls of TP you keep in the closet count in your net worth calculations ?

And if you paid for your TP with a credit card does that count as debt ?

 

[Meadbh]

Hey, this is a frivolous poll.... no room here for serious questions! Next thing you'll be asking is what our TP/ass [-]asset[/-] ratio is.

FIFY

 

[HFWR]

fat rolls? We have the coreless rolls but what is a fat roll?

i would'a thought it's something to light up

 

[mystang52]

Slow day, indeed. Not only did I vote, but I checked the poll results.

 

[kcowan]

Once our kittens grew up, we switched over.

 

[Music Lover]

I don't care...as long as it's there.

 

[Spudd]

I switched to over after I read Ann Landers' position paper on the topic. Now that I'm an over-user it feels like it's just the right way to go. I don't know how I put up with under all those years before Ann Landers set me straight.

 

[frayne]

We go over but guests sometimes switch it to under. And worse we use such thin TP that two different groups of houseguests have brought their own. So apparently the old poops are pissed off at us. But which raises another question, Should the square number be divided by the ply number and then multiplied by the bum area for maximum efficiency?

The real question is, how many squares do you use per wipe and how many wipes does it take until the paperwork is complete ?

Understanding the variables of, did you eat at Taco Bell or Arbys !

Example, Arby's equals eight squares and three wipes.

Taco Bell is also known as the rule of 72, you do the math !