When the TSA agent is waving me to a private room with a latex glove on one hand and a tube-a-lube in the other hand, I'll know that my air travel days are over
Please use the phrase "Don't touch my junk" when passing through TSA.
Here's a funny anecdote from Penn's (of Penn & Teller) recent trip through airport security:
Penn & Teller | ROAD PENN
So the question is how much plastic explosive can a terrorist shove up their......uh...you know...........
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When the TSA agent is waving me to a private room with a latex glove on one hand and a tube-a-lube in the other hand, I'll know that my air travel days are over
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Will this have a "happy ending" officer?
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Heh, where the heck is Rich_in_Tampa for this one?"One, two, three, four,... Nords, is that you?"
Something like this