Funny Joke Thread 2021 to ?

[Walt34]

This makes my eyes hurt:

 

[Chuckanut]

Anybody up for daycare while the ladies shop?

 

[CardsFan]

Anybody up for daycare while the ladies shop?

There used to be a place in town with the same sign. They went out of business

 

[braumeister]

There is a sports bar in Reykjavik with a similar sign. It does a great business.

 

[Original Wally]

Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.

Q. Paul - when a man falls off a ship, the captain says "Man Overboard". What does the captain say when a woman falls off a ship?


A. Full speed ahead!

 

[Original Wally]

What they're really thinking:

Read Dave Berry's "Roger and Elaine"