hakuna matata
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Man I am way impressed with myself this morning. Had an interesting dream last night but more importantly I was impressed at how devious the dream Hakuna was.
So in my dream I have to rent a car, so I am with a coworker and we are on a city bus and get off the bus and end up walking like 4 miles to the rental place (for some dumb reason), we pass one that has a ton of cars because for some reason in my dream I wanted to rent from Enterprise. So we get to the Enterprise lot and it is like this mechanics shop and all these fat old men won't take the time of day to help, the keep sending me to different people and finally after waiting around for 30 minutes they tell me they don't have any cars. I was pissed in my dream.
I go back and rent a car from the first place, go to my meeting, etc. But this is where it got interesting. After the meeting I go back to the Enterprise lot and follow each of the guys home or to the restaurants they are going to...and I go around to each tire and loosen the tire valve in each tire, just enough to slowly let the air out of each tire. Knowing that they will fill it backup and the valve will slowly let the air out again. In my dream I stick around to watch them find each flat tire and look bewildered. Strangely I was very satisfied in my dream.
Now that is damn devious, I was impressed with the dream Hakuna Matata, no worries my ass. Take that mofo--next time tell me you don't have any cars to rent when I show up at your lot! In real life I would never be that devious or actually do anything but never go there again, but that dream Hakuna, don't mess with him!
so what interesting dreams have you had lately?
So in my dream I have to rent a car, so I am with a coworker and we are on a city bus and get off the bus and end up walking like 4 miles to the rental place (for some dumb reason), we pass one that has a ton of cars because for some reason in my dream I wanted to rent from Enterprise. So we get to the Enterprise lot and it is like this mechanics shop and all these fat old men won't take the time of day to help, the keep sending me to different people and finally after waiting around for 30 minutes they tell me they don't have any cars. I was pissed in my dream.
I go back and rent a car from the first place, go to my meeting, etc. But this is where it got interesting. After the meeting I go back to the Enterprise lot and follow each of the guys home or to the restaurants they are going to...and I go around to each tire and loosen the tire valve in each tire, just enough to slowly let the air out of each tire. Knowing that they will fill it backup and the valve will slowly let the air out again. In my dream I stick around to watch them find each flat tire and look bewildered. Strangely I was very satisfied in my dream.
Now that is damn devious, I was impressed with the dream Hakuna Matata, no worries my ass. Take that mofo--next time tell me you don't have any cars to rent when I show up at your lot! In real life I would never be that devious or actually do anything but never go there again, but that dream Hakuna, don't mess with him!
so what interesting dreams have you had lately?