Some things just get better with age...

[jimnjana]

No naked link here... Her mug shot says it all.

"Chick," 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp | The Smoking Gun

 

[Bestwifeever]

Now that's funny. As Judge Judy says, beauty fades, but stupid is forever.

 

[Ed_The_Gypsy]

How do you find these things?

Never mind.

 

[KingB]

Why did the cop have to ask what they are doing? Isn't it obvious?

 

[ls99]

Buick regal back seat? Great for them, flexibility is not one of their problems. Neither is sex drive. Way to go.

 

[REWahoo]

Buick regal back seat? Great for them, flexibility is not one of their problems. Neither is sex drive. Way to go.

I noticed one of the tags on the article was "autoeroticism"...

 

[ls99]

 

[brewer12345]

Why did the cop have to ask what they are doing? Isn't it obvious?

More importantly, couldn't he have waited another 15 minutes to knock on the window?

 

[powerplay]

Maybe they should have locked the car doors.

 

[73ss454]

More importantly, couldn't he have waited another 15 minutes to knock on the window?

Very optimistic!

 

[NYEXPAT]

I would have titled it "Driving Miss Daisy", more importantly I think I will scratch Farmington off my ER location list even though Tomato Apizza is nearby.

 

[ziggy29]

Look at the grin on her face in the mugshot. She looks really proud, like the cat who was caught eating the canary and said "it tasted good and I'd do it again"....

 

[REWahoo]

Look at the grin on her face in the mugshot. She looks really proud, like the cat who was caught eating the canary and said "it tasted good and I'd do it again"....

I read it as "I'm drunk out of my mind!"

 

[harley]

How do you find these things?

Never mind.

How to Find the Weirdest Stuff on the Internet

 

[bbbamI]

How to Find the Weirdest Stuff on the Internet

I live weird stuff.....

 

[MDJO]

OMG, that is a riot. Those two were really toasted.

 

[JPatrick]

Apparently the arresting officer failed to observe the bumper sticker..

If This Regals Rockin--Don't Bother Knockin--

 

[Dawg52]

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m frigging this chick,” he said.

The officer should have then said 'Why?'

 

[Nords]

"I swear, officer, she told me she was over 18 years old!"

I bet she can't wait for her Tuesday afternoon book group...

 

[REWahoo]

"Whenever you see something like this you have to ask yourself, 'Where were their parents!?' "

- Jay Leno

 

[MichaelB]

"Whenever you see something like this you have to ask yourself, 'Where were their parents!?' "

- Jay Leno

Glad they were somewhere else...

 

[KingB]

"Whenever you see something like this you have to ask yourself, 'Where were their parents!?' "

- Jay Leno

I wonder what their children would think about this.

 

[MichaelB]

I wonder what their children would think about this.

To quote my own kids

ewwwww gross !!

 

[JPatrick]

"Whenever you see something like this you have to ask yourself, 'Where were their parents!?' "

- Jay Leno

Where were the parents??
Well did anyone check the other side of the parking lot??

We may be dealing with a two Regal family here.

 

[HFWR]

More importantly, couldn't he have waited another 15 [-]minutes[/-] seconds to knock on the window?

Fixed...

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m frigging this chick,” he said.

The officer should have then said 'Why?'

He was too busy fighting the gag reflex...

"I swear, officer, she told me she was over 18 years old!"

Apparently, someone was dyslexic...