My first day on the job at Megacorp, ~30 years ago, I was working with a consultant who was going to train me. He told me the number 1 rule of consulting was "never take a **** on your own time."
Regarding the handicapped parking space, I need to raise a reverse discrimination issue. Today I went shopping with DW, and the best space in the lot was taken by a guy with a handicap tag in the window. I mean, there were 3 perfectly good reserved spots available, and he had to take up the spot I wanted. How inconsiderate!