Katsmeow
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I used to have an email program that you could put quotes in a file and it would randomize them to create a different quote in your signature every time you used it. That was my favorite thing about that program. Anyway, I still have my quote file. Here are some I like:
Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge. -Kristen Stendahl
[FONT="]The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. -Anonymous[/FONT]
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw
If at first you don't succeed, try again - if you still fail, give up - no sense being a damn fool about it. -- W.C. Fields
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. -- Andrew Brown
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. -- Bertrand Russell
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. -- Bertrand Russell
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. -- Anonymous
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. -- Anonymous
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -- Anonymous
President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the vote. In a democracy, that's not called quitting. -- The Washington Post
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. -- Bismarck
President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the vote. In a democracy, that's not called quitting. -- The Washington Post
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. -- Bismarck
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners." - Jeff Stilson
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. -- Anonymous
You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much. -- Anonymous
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you. -- Anonymous
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -- Jeff Valdez
We wonder why the cats always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls? -- Anonymous
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, “Hey, I don't see the problem here." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
The difference between papa and mama is that mama loves morals and papa loves cats. -- Susy Clemens (Mark Twain's daughter)
Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily; and why older persons, especially if vain or important, cannot learn at all. -- Thomas Szasz
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams
Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge. -Kristen Stendahl
[FONT="]The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. -Anonymous[/FONT]
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw
If at first you don't succeed, try again - if you still fail, give up - no sense being a damn fool about it. -- W.C. Fields
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. -- Andrew Brown
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. -- Bertrand Russell
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. -- Bertrand Russell
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. -- Anonymous
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. -- Anonymous
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -- Anonymous
President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the vote. In a democracy, that's not called quitting. -- The Washington Post
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. -- Bismarck
President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the vote. In a democracy, that's not called quitting. -- The Washington Post
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. -- Bismarck
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners." - Jeff Stilson
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. -- Anonymous
You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much. -- Anonymous
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you. -- Anonymous
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -- Jeff Valdez
We wonder why the cats always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls? -- Anonymous
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, “Hey, I don't see the problem here." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
The difference between papa and mama is that mama loves morals and papa loves cats. -- Susy Clemens (Mark Twain's daughter)
Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily; and why older persons, especially if vain or important, cannot learn at all. -- Thomas Szasz
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams
