Men who do housework may get more sex

[freebird5825]

hehehe; Beavis she said pen*s! Oh, sorry peanut ..

aha! there's that wily red mustang (avatar). LOL

a dream or yours? my avatar is what i drive in nice weather. midlife crisis!

B&B was one of my fave cartoons. is it still on anywhere?

 

[TeeRuh]

Well the avatar is supposed to represent a 2008 Shelby Mustang GT500KR which I don't have ... My daily driver is a 2001 Mustang Cobra SVT convertible; red ...

t.r.

 

[haha]

Gentlemen, the topic is nookie, not cars.

Ha

 

[brewer12345]

Gentlemen, the topic is nookie, not cars.

Ha

Anyone who drives a muustang probably does not fully grasp the distinction, ha.

 

[TeeRuh]

good point; mustang's don't even have "useable" back seats ...

 

[TeeRuh]

woaaa; brewer snuck one in on me ... grrrr one can love one's mustang and still find time for a little nookie; after i clean the kitchen and bathroom that is ...

 

[freebird5825]

woaaa; brewer snuck one in on me ... grrrr one can love one's mustang and still find time for a little nookie; after i clean the kitchen and bathroom that is ...

my fault...my girl Mustang saw the boy Mustang and lost it...LOL

we're back on track...let's see if i can thread it all back together...from a woman's perspective...

when DH2B is all done loading/unloading our dishwasher, i reward him by letting him drive my 'Stang.

equilibrium is restored.

and you're wrong about the back seat, BTW. <snicker>

 

[FinanceDude]

and you're wrong about the back seat, BTW. <snicker>

Yeah, but I had a 62 Catalina in college, and a 70 Chevelle........

 

[TeeRuh]

and you're wrong about the back seat, BTW. <snicker>

well DW and I are probably not a "nimble" as we once were ... got to get signed up for that yoga class ...

t.r.

 

[freebird5825]

ok, we ARE talking about nookie again...with a little dash of backseat lore. LOL

 

[bbbamI]

Oh, this has got to be the funniest flippin' thread I've seen in a long time! Thanks Khan!

I must sign off now and work on that list. Hmmmm.....

 

[packrat44]

So that's what the problem has been. Well, back to the shop. Got a couple hot rods that need attention.

 

[shoe]

Shawn, you're young aren't you?

 

[TickTock]

Tit for tat?

[Benny Hill]

Well, in that case..... TAT! TAT!

[/Benny Hill]

 

[TickTock]

I don't buy it, personally. Maybe this is true for the older generation, but those of us in Gen X and younger are generally expected to do housework, take care of the kids, etc. in addition to working. If you are lucky, you might have 5 minutes left to collapse on the couch unmolested, let alone any thoughts of nookie.

On a more serious note, while DW and I don't have any kids, we do both work in similar jobs - and yes, we do try to split the housework 50/50. Why shouldn't we?

When we got married, my grandmother told me, "Since she works, you need to do half the housework." Sounds reasonable to me.

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Huh what? Whats going on in this thread. I stopped for second just to fold some clothes after I cleaned the bathroom... Oh wait nnmmm

 

[youbet]

This thread gives a lot of insight into the Eliot Spitzer philosophy of getting some nookie.......

 

[Notmuchlonger]

This thread gives a lot of insight into the Eliot Spitzer philosophy of getting some nookie.......

Folding clothes is cheaper than 5500 an hr..or wait was it 4000 an hr my bad.. O0

 

[packrat44]

On a more serious note, while DW and I don't have any kids, we do both work in similar jobs - and yes, we do try to split the housework 50/50. Why shouldn't we?

When we got married, my grandmother told me, "Since she works, you need to do half the housework." Sounds reasonable to me.

I will put on a little French maid outfit and do 50% of the housework when my DW puts on a carpenter's belt and does 50% of the construction/maintenance. I do the heavy tasks such as the building of our houses (in off hours from my paying job) and the on going maintenance and new construction projects along with maintaining several acres of yard plus all the mechanical maintenance on our vehicles, boats, RV.

Seeing me in a little French maid outfit would not be a pretty sight therefore I do not expect that will happen in my lifetime.

 

[bbbamI]

[Benny Hill]

Well, in that case..... TAT! TAT!

[/Benny Hill]

Now that I think of it, shouldn't it be Tut Tut?

 

[Walt34]

and you're wrong about the back seat, BTW. <snicker>

When there a will there's a way. But a pickup truck has a lot more room....

 

[TickTock]

I will put on a little French maid outfit and do 50% of the housework when my DW puts on a carpenter's belt and does 50% of the construction/maintenance. I do the heavy tasks such as the building of our houses (in off hours from my paying job) and the on going maintenance and new construction projects along with maintaining several acres of yard plus all the mechanical maintenance on our vehicles, boats, RV.

I consider construction and maintenance to be 'housework'. Perhaps 'householdwork' would be a better term. 50/50 to me doesn't mean DW and I do exactly half of each task, we split up the overall work so that it seems equitable to us.

For example, I do all of the dog vomit cleanup.

 

[ziggy29]

For example, I do all of the dog vomit cleanup.

Our dog is so housebroken that when she needs to vomit, she tries to go outside. A couple of times if we've been around, she'll bark and bark at the side door, and as soon as we let her out she jogs to the grass and pukes.

But more often than not, we wake up to find a pile of doggie glurge on the floor right up against the floor. At least she tried.

 

[flipstress]

Men who do housework may get more sex - Yahoo! News

Here is a book advertised in a QPBC flyer that I got:
Porn For Women

Book Description
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About the Author
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[W2R]

Here is a book advertised in a QPBC flyer that I got:
Porn For Women

Book Description
Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really want beautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, listening, asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions: "I love a clean house!" or "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash." Now this is porn that will leave women begging for more!

About the Author
The Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative asked women, young, old, rich, and poor, "What really, really gets you hot?" Armed with their findings, they worked day and night to create Porn for Women. Susan Anderson is a Los Angeles-based photographer who believes the future of porn shouldn't be in the hands of men alone.

Hilarious!!! And absolutely correct. A fantasy world, but one that would leave many begging for more!