Maybe because of Florida's heat is the reason they have the most Nudist Resorts in the U S !
True story ! Many years ago DW and I were at a resort in PA. when a guy from Fla. was promoting a dream of a super nudist resort near Tampa . The guy and his wife were flat broke and his tran. failed on his motor home and he was asking for money to get back to Fla . Roll the clock forward he got investors and it became Paradise Lakes . From a dream WOW.
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I was wondering when he was going to make his appearance. It’s real, and has no counterpart on the “list of reasons not to live in Texas”. You can minimize risk of floods and hurricanes by moving away from the coastal areas, but there is no escaping Florida Man.
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I was wondering when he was going to make his appearance. It’s real, and has no counterpart on the “list of reasons not to live in Texas”. You can minimize risk of floods and hurricanes by moving away from the coastal areas, but there is no escaping Florida Man.
Here's Best of Florida Man for Q1 2019:
+1, and that is just the latest quarter. You can’t make this up ..
If people read this and still want to live in Florida, there must be a reason
You left out this one:
Florida Man Threatens to Kill Man With 'Kindness,' Uses Machete Named 'Kindness'
You're right, that was a good one.
I also liked the one about the guy who threatened people with Coldplay lyrics. lol. Y
A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say.
Evan Charles McLemore, under the belief that SWAT team negotiators were ready to hand him one of America’s favorite foods, was taken into custody Tuesday following a 4-hour confrontation at a Pensacola home.
"Never underestimate the power of pizza with flavored crust," the Pensacola Police Department wrote on Facebook, while adding officers “cannot comment on the rumors about pineapple being on said pizza - Operational Security and all that.”
The newspaper says the incident unfolded after police initially responded to a call about a possible battery and reportedly learned McLemore had barricaded himself inside a room at the home. The suspect, it added, had called out that “he had a gun to his head, and he was not going back to prison, no matter what it took.”
After numerous attempts to lure McLemore out of the room proved unsuccessful, SWAT was called in and they deployed the big guns: the promise of pizza.
You left out this one:
Florida Man Threatens to Kill Man With 'Kindness,' Uses Machete Named 'Kindness'
Jan 15, 2019 - News10 ABC
A Florida man is facing assault and battery charges after deputies say he attacked his neighbors with a machete that had the word “kindness” written on it.
Santa Rosa County deputies arrested 30-year-old Bryan Duane Stewart last week.
Neighbors told deputies they heard banging and yelling coming from the man’s house all Wednesday. Stewart was also overheard saying he was going to “kill ’em with kindness,” an arrest report says.
Just before midnight, one neighbor decided to go over and check on things and ask Stewart to keep it down. The man told deputies Stewart came running out of his front door with a machete-style knife that had the word “kindness” written on the blade.
Another neighbor who saw what was happening stepped in to protect the other man and ended up getting cut on his hand, deputies say.
Deputies responded to the scene and used a taser on Stewart to take him into custody...
In order to not be called sexist, you should also talk about "Florida Woman". Just a quick Web search, and here are some headlines.
Florida woman was arrested last week on allegations that she squeezed her boyfriend’s testicles until they bled, police said
Florida woman points shotgun at swimming kids because they were too loud
Florida woman arrested for DUI while riding a horse
Florida woman pulls alligator out of yoga pants during traffic stop
Florida woman seeks revenge with $5000 tip on boyfriend's credit card
Florida woman robs Arby's, calls a cab to make getaway
Florida woman makes bomb threat to halt boyfriend’s urine sample
Florida woman sues airline after dropping luggage on herself
Florida woman shoots self while using Snapchat, deputies say
I'm not sure if this measures up to the rest of these Florida stories, but last winter when DW and I were snowbirding in The Villages, there was a news article about a couple who were arrested around 5 AM, copulating on one of those large green metal boxes that hold electrical stuff for public utilities.
When arrested, the man said, "well, we didn't have anyplace we could go..."
Perhaps a little extra stimulation was needed.
sounds cold, hard and uncomfortable to me.
As I recall, it wasn't a particularly warm morning.
In order to not be called sexist, you should also talk about "Florida Woman". Just a quick Web search, and here are some headlines.
Florida woman was arrested last week on allegations that she squeezed her boyfriend’s testicles until they bled, police said
Florida woman points shotgun at swimming kids because they were too loud
Florida woman arrested for DUI while riding a horse
Florida woman pulls alligator out of yoga pants during traffic stop
Florida woman seeks revenge with $5000 tip on boyfriend's credit card
Florida woman robs Arby's, calls a cab to make getaway
Florida woman makes bomb threat to halt boyfriend’s urine sample
Florida woman sues airline after dropping luggage on herself
Florida woman shoots self while using Snapchat, deputies say
Florida woman runs naked across I-95, a 6-lane freeway in Flagler Beach, dodging cars
I just happened across another story about "Florida woman", and had to update the list to add this.
Also this:
Florida Police Chase, Arrest 3 Nude Women Who Were Sunbathing At Rest Stop.