Ah .. the old "soccer is boring" declaration. Well, to each his own I suppose...
Your <*insert your favorite sport here *> is also boring.
Personally, I think we need some topless golf
Or stock car racing but they gotta switch to convertibles
then even the cars are topless..
The traditional swapping of shirts afterwards was not an option as the six-a-side teams wore nothing but thongs, with the national colors painted on to their bare skin.