Truisms

[Purron]

I'm trying to see things from your point-of-view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass...

Yowza.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

 

[kumquat]

One friend of mine was waxing eloquently about his colonoscopy. Another looked at him and said "so, did they find your head up there?".

 

[dex]

You can tune a guitar but you can not tune a fish.

 

[travelover]

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[freebird5825]

Old is 99.

The smell of greed has an undeniable stench.

Follow the money [to understand why people act the way they do].

Love is love, business is business.

The best way to win a game of tug o' war is to drop the rope [and watch 'em fall on their butts].

Sometimes the best response is no response.

 

[RonBoyd]

"The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live." --Elbert Hubbard

 

[Purron]

Truism fur sure: "Willie smokes pot".

Willie Nelson charged with pot possession in Texas - wtop.com

 

[powerplay]

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain

 

[HFWR]

Truism fur sure: "Willie smokes pot".

Willie Nelson charged with pot possession in Texas - wtop.com

And in other news, the sun rose in the east this morning...

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain

+1

 

[Rustward]

Remember multipart-color-coded forms? The employee always gets the goldenrod.

... and it was usually the last one and hardly readable...