Worlds oldest worker

Yesterday on Bourbon Street, State Police arrested 92 yr old flim flam artist "Mitch" Schwartz and four NOPD officers were reassigned to desk duty. Schwartz's previous 40 yr sentence was pardoned by then-Gov Edwards. His rap sheet started in 1930.

I wonder if they teach dryer sheet recyling in the prison laundry.
I actually knew this guy when I went to Dickinson College. He was a chemistry prof - the one you avoided ;). So I never had him for a class, but saw him around a lot since my major (geology) and chemistry were in the same building.

I bet he had a really high SWR when he retired. I wonder if the longevity tables go out that far. Maybe I should try it in dory's calculator.

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