FinanceDude
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Here's mine. My grandfather had a farm in southwestern Wisconsin near the Mississippi. He had a little fishing boat that was my grandmother's pride and joy. One nice summer day we went fishing in the afternoon. We found a spot near the dam near where a bunch of barges were tied up to an island. We caught a few fish and then grandpa wanted to move on to a new spot. I was 8 years old at the time.
We started to move downstream when this gigantic houseboat approached. Grandpa kept looking up at the boat for some reason. Finally, I looked up too, and there was a young woman sunbathing with her TOP OFF on the front bow of the boat. I tried to ask my gandpa a question but he told me to keep quiet.
Suddenly I noticed we were heading for the barges, since my grandpa was distracted watching the woman, and the motor was still running. I yelled at him that we were going to hit the barge, but he swung away too late and we hit it pretty hard, and put a big dent in it........
After grandpa found out I was ok, he swore me to secrecy NOT to tell grandma how it happened. Since I was afraid of him, that was pretty easy to do.........
We started to move downstream when this gigantic houseboat approached. Grandpa kept looking up at the boat for some reason. Finally, I looked up too, and there was a young woman sunbathing with her TOP OFF on the front bow of the boat. I tried to ask my gandpa a question but he told me to keep quiet.
Suddenly I noticed we were heading for the barges, since my grandpa was distracted watching the woman, and the motor was still running. I yelled at him that we were going to hit the barge, but he swung away too late and we hit it pretty hard, and put a big dent in it........
After grandpa found out I was ok, he swore me to secrecy NOT to tell grandma how it happened. Since I was afraid of him, that was pretty easy to do.........