Graybeard
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Daylight savings time reminds me of the guy whose blanket was too short. His feet kept popping out from under it and getting cold. So he cut a foot off the top of the blanket and sewed it on to the bottom.
Old Indian saying:
American Indians once said, "Only a paleface would think that cutting off 2 inches on one end of a blanket and sewing it on to the other end would make it longer.