Keeping on the math theme:
There are 10 kinds of people in the word. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
We're selling our triplex and gave the tenants a week notice that we would be coming through with a photographer. None of the pictures taken were usable - thanks tenants.
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I have some sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I started seeing a girl named Claire Lee.
The good news is that I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.
She was the last obstacle in my way...
A few days ago, there was a news about a zoo in China being accused of using a guy in a costume to pretend to be a bear. The zoo vehemently denied it of course.
I thought to myself, what the heck. How could that be?
But that was before I saw this photo.