Apropos of nothing...

[brewer12345]

"Meanwhile, back at the White House, Dick Cheney waited for one of the kids to twist an ankle so he could emerge, troll-like, from the bushes to devour them whole.

Tell the children: Cheney is always lurking."


Heheheheh...

 

[haha]

I like kids, but it is hard to eat a whole one.

Ha

 

[maddythebeagle]

Everyone knows that children are a cheap, renewable resource but depending on their diet may increase your carbon footprint...

 

[CuppaJoe]

I think the pulse of the nation is revealed by how many lie about their age to enlist early.